Orson + Gleason = Not Where I Want to Be

So, it’s come to my attention that the photo used in the mock poster is from 2010, and that it makes me look like an Orson Welles who’s just eaten Jackie Gleason.  Your Honor.  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.  That was taken in 2010.  I’ve lost about twenty pounds since then, and it shows in my face.  New poster to follow.