This Photoshop business doesn’t come naturally. It’s just a matter of getting the right kind of black and white effect while coloring the beard. Madness. I bow to the artists who’ve done the parodies… and the originals. Now, I call upon the nations of the world to craft a “Dark Shadows Me” app to save me the grief. Above are what I’ve been working with. I can’t release the results of the actual poster experiments without causing mass panic.