26 #dsxp #darkshadows #thecollinschronicles

FROM THE DESK OF

Roger Collins

Arbutus:

Constable Carter’s impudence is second only to his morbid obsession with ham condiments.  Today, I paid him a visit to make sense of his botched investigation.  No less than three times, he broke my train of thought with searing indictments against prepared mustard.

There’s little you can do at this point.  Business is at a standstill.

Find me that mustard.  Find it.

Rog.