These posts, however, are inaccurate. There is no shortage of documents online discussing the finer points of whale reproduction and cetacean sexual anatomy , yet not one of them makes use of the word "dork. Though its precise origins remain somewhat obscure, the word "dork" has a far more mundane history. Etymologists generally agree that "dork"—typically defined as a stupid, foolish, or inept person—has only been in common usage since the s. The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, for example, defines the term as "a socially inept, unfashionable, harmless person.
Right whale sex involves one-tonne testicles and a 4-metre penis (NSFW?)
The birds and the bees may have their own tune, but when it comes to sex in the animal kingdom, whales put on quite a show. Southern right whales boast some of the largest penises in nature. At a maximum length of four metres 12ft , their mighty members set the record among the rorqual filter-feeding whales.
As with any new device, fears came up about privacy, security, the fear of looking like a dork , and piracy. And so on down the line it would go, until at last, lowliest of the low, would be Doug, the Chagrin High dork. But the number of folks who dork out over the latest cool gizmos is actually a relatively small slice of the human population. But if I tell, I risk seeming like a huge dork What do you think is the proper etiquette?