Porn might not be the greatest form of sex education, but it could be a whole lot worse: men could be learning their moves from videogames. Ambitious, dirty-minded developers have tried and failed to to make polygons sexy for decades, and every single time it's ended in cringeworthy disaster. You should get paid for this! Go on!
As video games grow more sophisticated, so too do the stories they try to tell. Movies and books tell stories of the wide range of human emotion and interactions, and those moments are bound to include sexual intimacy - so why can't games get in on this action, too? There's just one problem: the uncanny valley is a real creepy place, and we've been stuck there for going on a decade now. Video games are better at making some things look convincing than others - like cars. Cars have looked great for years. People having sex? Still looks like two Barbie dolls having their faces mashed together.
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There's no doubt that Aspyr has done a good job of remastering Quantic Dream's sophomore adventure game Fahrenheit for smartphones. The models and textures look far sharper than their old PS2 counterparts, the controls work nicely on the touchscreen, and handy extras like iCloud saving and MFi controller support are welcome. But you have to ask yourself, was it worth the hassle? Sure, Fahrenheit was ambitious and innovative at the time, but it was also deeply flawed. Do gamers in even want to go back to it?
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