Game of Thrones spoilers are off limits… oh, hang on, you're taking the piss, carry on. Praying on the frayed emotions of dragon-loving, walker-hating fans of the HBO epic, Siri's backed up it's chore-easing assistance with the ability to answer life's true big questions — like the fate of Ned Stark's bastard child. Asking Siri for help will make you feel a whole lot worse, so if you're struggling to puzzle out the answer to 'what's zero divided by zero', you're better off hitting up Google, trust us. Instead of giving you a straight answer, Siri uses Cookie Monster to crush your spirit and highlight just how lonely you are that your asking a smartphone PA, and not an actual friend for help. Ask it to read you a haiku — one of those five, seven, five syllable poems — and Apple's pre-programmed response is a winner.
How to Make Siri Mad & 33 Other Funny Things to Ask Siri
People want to hear Siri cuss or beatbox; they want the best things to ask Siri that are funny, besides Siri telling a joke. What you can say to Siri is pretty much endless. Whether you want Siri to tell you joke or make the AI mad, there are tons of fun things you can ask Siri and just as many hilarious responses. Here are 33 funny things you can ask Siri for jokes, laughs, and harmless chaos on your iPhone or iPad.
It's easy to get annoyed with Siri. For those looking to get a little revenge, know there are ways to piss off Siri — or at least get an annoyed response. Android is the iPhone's biggest competitor, and the digital assistant on those devices is triggered by saying "OK, Google," like Siri can be prompted with "Hey, Siri. I mean, not funny 'ha-ha,' but funny.
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