Our first contest! So, they make this movie with Kathryn Leigh Scott, Lara Parker, David Selby, Christopher Lee, and Jonathan Frid. And they barely use Mr. Lee and have the rest for scenery! Well, while […]
This is a revised version of an essay I wrote a few days ago. Before watching all of the show in such a short time, savoring the oeuvre of Grayson Hall in Dark Shadows wasn’t […]
Note that I say “defines.” That DARK SHADOWS includes this is fine. Just don’t let them think this is it.
So, the movie. The movie is terrible. It does nothing well. Nothing. There is no single thing in it that can be pointed to with a relieved, “Well, at least they got this part right.” […]